Tuesday, January 6, 2009

An humble request.

Okay. Here, precisely, is one thing I want the new Obama Administration to do for me:

Anyone who wishes to vote on, petition, lobby, or debate about immigration, naturalization, citizenship, or who is allowed to be "in" and who is "out" MUST SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETE an oral examination of up to 100 questions. Successful completion means 60 out of the 100 questions. The questions can be found at http://www.uscis.gov/files/nativedocuments/100q.pdf.

This is the list of 100 questions that every person must answer who wishes to become a US citizen. Although they will only be asked up to ten in the exam, and must correctly answer six, if you wish to dominate others, you must be expected to perform at a level above what you suggest theirs must be before you will consider them an equal human being.

Although I am not demanding that you get 70 or 80 percent correct, I want to see that there TRULY is AT LEAST 60 percent correct answers in your head before you start spouting your ignorant, racist, CRACKER ASS BULLSHIT. So, up to 100 questions must be asked, and the applicant for human domination must successfully perform in the exam.

If you can, fine. Take your ugly stars and stripes and go sit in the corner and wave. Your kind is on its way out. You can't keep everyone ignorant forever, even if you, yourself, choose to be an utter fucking fool.

Oh, also, my sister is a fucking ignorant CRACKER.

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